A Word to the Wise

Yassir Arafat has a platelet disorder. Funny thing is, we're learning hematology now. Last month, Bill Clinton had unexpected bypass rugery smack in the middle o four cardio moedule! So apparently, if you're a current or former world learder, you should watch our for your lungs during the next few weeks.

(It's things like this that make me wonder if maybe the world actually *does* revolve around me?)