Even More Ideas, None of Which Are Helping Me Complete My Patient Writeups
Pampering for Pamperers: A private chef service for new parents. You pop out the babies, we'll pop dinner into the oven every evening until the little one(s) (and you) finally sleep through the night. You've got enough on your plate with a new baby in the house; be sure to call us so we can get enough on your plate for you to survive those magical first weeks.
Wax On, Wax Off: Tired of sitting in those stuffy waiting rooms while your car gets all the primping? Jealous of the attention your little Corolla gets after its suds 'n shine, while you still have those same stubbly legs as before? Suffer no longer! Now, both you and your car can get waxed at the same time! You'll both leave the carwash with "skin" smooth as a baby's butt. Now *that's* service.