Passwords and Passing Away

Sitting in Uncle Steve's black leather executive office chair, typing at his computer. Looking out the broad window, past the clear glass lamp filled with golf balls, past the palm trees rimming the backyard, onto the golf green running like a broad river behind the houses in this plush retirement community. As I turn to look around the room, the place where my uncle spent most of his waking hours before getting sick, I see all the symbols of his life: first, the pictures of family, his number one pride and joy. second, his gadgets--camcorders, sterios, wide-screen TV, cameras digital and not, with stacks of photo paper and jewel-boxed CDs for recording and materializing the snapshot memories.

I knew that today would be the day. This morning, my dreams were once again vivid and purposeful; instead of the anxiety of the night before, this time I was on a mission to get a flight to Florida. At first, there were obstacles--car trouble, and an obligation to attend some wedding/baby celebration for Joey and Sari. Then, I was trying to get back home to pack, and found myself running through Thayer, then outside onto Harvard Yard. There, sitting on the grass, were Lucy Goddard and Matt Weed. We chatted for a bit, and then Lucy and I walked away together--turned out she was also about to embark on a trip. Talking to her, I suddenly had the feeling of calm that everything was going to be ok, and that it would all work out. She started doing cartwheels and handsprings into the distance, as the sky was painted with beautiful colors and clouds, even though it wasn't time for sunset. That's when I knew, somehow, that Uncle Steve had died. I woke up just then to hear Aunt Toby calling to my mother from downstairs. I could hear by the tenuous rise and fall of her voice that it had just happens moments ago. It was 11:00am on Christmas Day, the exact time that for the past five years had heralded the start of Aunt Toby and Uncle Steve's Christmas Brunch for Jews and their Friends, the only big social event that Uncle Steve had ever really liked hosting in all the years of Aunt Toby's party-planning-personality.

Back to the office. Sitting here, I was just getting started with my work when I saw a blue manila folder sitting alone on the desk. Labeled "America Online", it seemed to be the home for all the important computer information, so out of curiosity I opened it up. The first piece of paper I glanced at said:

GOIN48 RACHEL

I looked at another piece of paper just to be sure I head read correctly:

BellSouth DSL Email
Password: rachel

There it was again. My name. Apparently, I was Uncle Steve's email password. Every time he had to type in a password, he entered my name. As this realization washed over me, I suddenly felt the true impact of his death. Uncle Steve loved me, and I didn't get to tell him how much I loved him. We never had the heart to heart that I was hoping to have with him, because I kept thinking it would happen the next time I saw him. And eventually, there wouldn't be a next time. All I could do for him these last few days was to help turn him over, soften the pain of his violent hiccups, and listen to his heart beat through my stethoscope. What a strong heart he had.

O Library, O Library

Sung to the tune of "O Christmas Tree" by the Yale Ultrasounds at the Yale Medical Library holiday party:

Verse 1:
Oh library, Oh library
My information highway
Oh library, Oh library
I check my email each day
There's so much that you give to me
Like the occasional late fee
Oh library, Oh library
I love my personal librarian
(shout name of your personal librarian)*

Verse 2:
Oh library, Oh library
It's where I come to learn disease
Oh library, Oh library
My favorite place to catch some z's...
With comfy chairs among the stacks
I just wish I could bring in snacks
Oh library, Oh library I love my personal librarian
(shout another personal librarian's name)*

Verse 3:
Oh library, Oh library
You're so much more than Pub Med
Oh library, Oh library
You're named after some guy who's dead
Give cards so copies we can make
And EndNote classes we could take
Oh library, Oh library
We love our personal librarians*

* Every first-year med student at Yale gets an email in September from an extraordinarily friendly person known from then on as their "personal librarian." Apparently, these PL's are to be used for library-related queries; but since google takes care of most of my informational issues, and my personal librarian did say that I should contact him if I needed "anything at all", I've been wondering whether I might convince him to be my personal secretary instead. Or personal launderer. Or personal masseuse. Those are all things I could *really* use right now.

Ampy Doodle Dandy

There are some who study from review books.
Others who write their own flashcards.
And still others who find online tests and quizzes to self assess their knowledge.
But there are only a select few, such as my friend/classmate/roommate Allison and I, who have both the rhyming and procrastinatory talents required to spend valuable time composing singable study tools:

To the tune of "Yankee Doodle":

For UTIs from E. Coli,
Salmonella diarrhea,
Bad nose and ear when H. flu's here,*
And meningitis from Listeria,

Use ampicillin by IV,
Amoxicillin orally,
Prevent dental endocarditis,
Treat enterococcus and H. pylori!

* bad nose and ear = sinusitis and otitis media

Incidentally, this song was inspired by the creative genius of Dr. Sheldon Campbell, director of our microbiology course and former member of the famous trio Simon, Sheldon, and Garfunkel (or so we surmise.) Dr. Campbell brought his guitar to almost every lecture he gave, ending class with rousing renditions of classics like "Home, Home in the Gut" and "When the Ticks Go Marching In". Email me if you want the words to any of these micro masterpieces.

A chicken in every pot, some crack in every pipe...

*Everyone* concentrates better with five milligrams of amphetamines on board..."
- Dr. Robert King, Yale Professor of Psychiatry, to 2nd year med students