There was a young M1 from Yale,
Who's efforts seem'd to no avail,
With a faculty so stonehenge,
the very term CAM made them cringe;
It almost made her want to bail...
Then our M1 heard of the Region 2 Retreat,
She thought "wow, this could be really neat!
We'll all gather as one,
Learn, share, grow, laugh, have fun,
And generate inspiration and love--what a treat!"
So she asked if they'd let her apply,
(Even though New Haven's not in NY)
For in HuMed she found,
There's community all around,
And you can always find it if you try.