Ode To Yale 2nd Look Weekend: Ultra-Sound Advice from the Ultrasounds

Sung to the tune of "In the Still of the Night":

If you still can't decide
Between Yale Med and your state school free ride
Then we urge, urge you so
To consider this: Yale's the best place to go...
If you want to get laid.
(no we're just kidding but that would be great--we masturbate)

I remember that night in mid-May
when final med school decisions were due
I hoped and I prayed
that Silverman's ramblings about the Yale System were true...
So before you think twice
Say "YES!" to Yale Med, you'll be glad your whole life
Come to Yale, it's the best.
(still no grades and hardly a test--we self-assess)

If you still can't decide
To come to Yale Med--you're a dope and here's why:
Cuz we love, love it so,
Most stay here five years and don't want to let go
Come to Yale, it's the best.
(they pay you to do your thesis and rest--we're so unstressed)

We've got time for pursuing our passions
Like: human rights, global health, homeless shelter volunteering,
a cappella, capoeira, movies, plays, and prime time TV,
Spanish, Chinese, business, law, Croation-Polish history,
psychiatry, pediatrics, even orthopedic surgery....
Time for travel, sports, and shopping for fashions,
We've even got time for studying some, and most of us go to classes
So before you think twice
Say "YES!" to Yale Med, you'll be glad your whole life
Come to Yale, it's the best
(we still ace the boards and the match)
Join us here at Yale Med
(join us here at Yale Med....)